Seriously. Watching the olympics today.
The divers look so young. The gymnasts – holy crap, they’re babies!! And they just showed nadia comaneci, who is watching, and she’s OLD! She can’t be old!
My, God, people, what is happening here? Nadia Comaneci is getting old. Christian Bale is getting old. Harrison Ford is really old. John Cusack is getting old. Heck, even Brittney Spears is getting old.
EVERYONE IS GETTING OLD!!
This means that, clearly, I’m getting older, too.
Hell, my sister turns 35 this year. 35!!. If she got pregnant now, she’d be considered AMA! (advanced maternal age, which is a bunch of bs, but still…)